Saturday, October 25, 2014

Alia Bhat

There was 100 Metre Race............

Referee  '1,2,3 GO!....

Everybody Started Running except Alia Bhat..

Referee - y r u not running .....?

Alia - My Number is 4


Bank Officer --- Our Bank is giving you Loan without Interest.

Alia Bhat ----- If you have no interest in giving loan then why are you giving ????


Once There was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.....

FRENCH : I think I don't smoke (died)

AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)

ALIA BHAT : I think .... (died)


Alia Bhat and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.

Alia -- What should we do now?
Varun - We'll take 50:50.
Alia -- What about the remaining 900.


Alia reading newepaper .........

News : " Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Alia comments : Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while Jumping.


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