Uncle ko bolo Jaan-e-man ka phone hai

Ek Ladki ne boy friend ko phone kiya to uske bhanje ne phone uthaya.
Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.
Bachcha: Aap ka naam?
Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai.
Jawab mein bachhe ne jo kaha usse sunn kar ladki behosh ho gayi.
uss ne masumiyat se kaha: lekin aunty mobile pe to “KUTIYA” likha hua hai…